DARPA’s Neutrouglotron Bomb Experiment
Dr. Faustus Imhotep the acting head of DARPA was currently working on the Beautify Calgary Project (as opposed to the Manhattan Project) – which was developing a new atomic weapon much like the old neutron bomb which instead of killing people and leaving buildings intact was to kill a certain set of people and leave other people intact.
Mephistopheles the demon god of racism proposed killing members of a certain race to Dr. Faustus Imhotep.
However that proposal was vetoed by a higher member of Hell’s demonic and fallen angelic hierarchy.
The hierarchical superior (who approved of Pan Goatee) suggested instead that fat ugly blimps and thin ugly scarecrows should be killed with the new weapon.
And hence the name – the Neutrouglotino bomb (a neutron bomb guaranteed to neutralize ugly women and kill them dead- to paraphrase an old TV Commercial for Raid House and…
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